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Today Václav Nedomanský is the second Czech hockey player in the Hockey Hall of Fame! vimeo.com/155157370
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@chuck Are you thinking about extending by XMPP server (with same domain)?

When you want to order food via kiosk because you want to avoid communication with people but McDonalds’ stuff wants to “help” you with operating of kiosk at all cost.

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Schrödinger’s table:

SELECT * FROM users
SQL error: Table ‘users’ does not exist.

CREATE TABLE users
SQL error: Table ‘users’ already exists.

twitter.com/Emojipedia/status/
Have Android done the same change? I am not offended by this emoji proudly using it at my profile (I don’t support that bad organization “Autism speaks” and I don’t care so much about that as I don’t live in the USA and yet we have problems with low awareness in my country) but maybe some other people with autism were offended.

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Damn. Marc Marquez is too close to beat Valentino Rossi in amount of championships won. 😩

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24 y/o: "I'm getting so old"
36 y/o: "wow, you think you're old?"
50 y/o: "you kids are cute"
A dead person: Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ

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