I was cooking some eggs and one of them exploded at my face, so now I have burns on my neck from fried egg shrapnel
@alpine_thistle Ooof! Sorry to read this 🤕
@chuck lol I'm all right! Just slightly toasted
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@chuck lol I'm all right! Just slightly toasted